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jimmyvann

7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Alcoholism-Post Rating : 0

I had loads to drink last night, so before I went into work I made sure I had plenty of mints just in case anyone could smell alcohol on my breath. Despite this, within minutes, the Boss came up and told me leave the premises until I'd sobered up. "How did you know I was drunk?" I asked "You've still got a traffic cone on your head."

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