Sickipedia
Loading...
Sickipedia
Loading...
A man sits next 2 a guy with a dog on a plane & asks is he a guide dog? No I'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this & says to the dog 'Search' The dog goes off, comes back & puts 1 paw on his lap. 'Heroin' the guy says & makes a note of the passenger. The dog comes back again & puts 2 paws on his lap. 'Coke' the guy says. The dog comes back again & shits all over the seat. What the fuck does that mean? The man asks."He's found a fucking bomb. (seen on facebook)
Be the first to give award
Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
01-
Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
02-
As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
03-
If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
04-
Do not repost from all time top list.
05-
Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
06-
No posting personal information.
07-
Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
08-
Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
09-
Child Exploitation content
10-
As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
11-
Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
12-
Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
13-
Promoting false information
Send
Report
Delete
Take Action
Make Invisible
Award This Madness
