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celebrex

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Embarassing-Post Rating : 0

are you lonesome tonight is your brastrap too tight are your corsets just drifting apart have you got a big chest making holes in your vest does your spare tyre reach out into the night are your stockings all laddered are you wearing them thin do you hold up yor knickers with a big safety pin are your false teeth all worn do they drop when you yawn well its no wonder your lonesome tonight

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