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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 50

ME: Dial 999. Police, please POLICE: Police ME: Hi. Two hooded men are robbing my shed. POLICE: Sorry, we have no resources. There's nothing we can do. ME: They are standing less than 1 metre apart. POLICE: Keep them there - we'll be there in 5.

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redneon nice one

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bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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apemansacuntwithav Good for you….

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zinger549 Moses called. He wants his joke back

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risco Old,childish and typical of this shitshow!

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