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wasp

5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Flu-Post Rating : 60

We've actually been on a quarantined cruise off the coast of China for the past month, and it's honestly been horrific. I'm not at all worried about the Corona virus, it's just that they've locked me in this tiny cabin with nothing my fat fucking annoying wife !"

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