After several years of living a life we didn't approve of, to our horror our son returned home from abroad to tell us he had contracted Aids. He didn't have long to live, and wished to spend his final days at home. Reluctantly we set him up in his old room, and for our own safety, treated him with caution. The doctor visited regularly - and after several weeks noticed an improvement in his condition. "What are you feeding him on?" he inquired. "Flounder and pancakes" I told him. "That's an unusual diet', he said. "Why did you choose flounder and pancakes?" "That's all that would fit under the door!" I explained.
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.
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cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite
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jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.
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