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A guy meets a girl in the Disco. After an evening of fun, drinks and dancing, she agrees to go back to his place for a last one. On the way there, she notices that her period's started. "Ah fuck it", she thinks, "He's so pissed, he'll never notice". After a night of fun and frolics in the sack, she decides to get up early and piss off before he wakes up. When he wakes up with a massive hangover, he throws the sheets back only to see blood stains all over the bed. He quickly looks in his bedside cabinet and checks his gun. It hasn't been fired. "Thank fuck", he thinks, "I haven't shot her". He then rushes to the kitchen, and finds that all knives are in place, clean and unused. "Thank fuck", he thinks, "I haven't stabbed her". When he gets to the bathroom, he looks in the mirror and screams "Oh fuck, I've eaten her".
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