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A new priest takes over from Father O'Mally when he retires. During the change over he asks about confessions and in particular the penances he needs to give. 'Don't worry about that Father Peter, there is a list on the inside of the confession box.' Says Father O'Mally. And off he goes. Two days later, a 16 year old Mary, confesses that she gave her boyfriend a blow job. Father Peter looks down the list of penance and can't find blow job, cock sucking or fellatio anywhere. Starting to panic, he sticks his head out of the curtain and seeing an altar boy, he calls him over. " Hey what did Father O' Mally normally give for a blowjob?" he asks the altar boy. " A Kit-kat, a bag of sweets and a fiver"
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