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I was in my local pub the other night and a pretty looking, lone student came in. After a while she still hadn't gone to the bar, so feeling generous, I walked up and quietly, asked her, if I could buy her a drink, until her friends arrived. "FUCK OFF, YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT" she screamed and slapped me hard in the face. I went back to my table, scarlet with embarrassment, as all my friends and neighbours had witnessed the incident. Just as I was about to leave, she came up to me and quietly explained that she was a Sociology student and had acted as she had, because she was conducting a sociological experiment on public attitudes and reactions to sexual exploitation and endemic aggression. I told her that I totally understood and shouted: "FIFTY QUID FOR A BLOWJOB, YOU CHEAP, FUCKING WHORE?"
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