A guy is out on the lash with his mates and gets very pissed. By the time he staggers home he's covered in puke and to make things worse, his wife is waiting for him to give him a bollocking. The next week he's out again with his mates, but is avoiding the booze. One of his mates asks why, so he explains what happened when he got home after the last night out. His mate has a tried and trusted idea: "When it happens again, make sure you have twenty quid in your shirt pocket so you can tell your wife that someone else puked on you and put the money in there for the dry cleaning!" Armed with this brilliant suggestion, he proceeds to get completely pissed. Some hours later he falls through the front door, again, covered in puke. His wife freaks. He slurs, "It wasn't me! A guy puked on me! He gave me twenty quid for the cleaning, check my pocket!" His wife looks in his shirt pocket and says, "There's forty quid here." The guy replies, "Yeah, he shat in my pants too."
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