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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 24

Ryanair is proposing a 'fat tax' for obese customers. I think this is a great idea and I'd do it like this. A bit like the hand luggage size test, have a chair with arms at the check-in that passengers have to sit in. When they get up if the chair is still stuck to their arse they pay the tax. The rest of the queue behind them can all cheer and clap and shout "Pay up, you fat cunt!" making the normally dreary check-in experience a more light-hearted affair.

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