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mingerman

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 12

It took me a long long time to work up the courage, but eventually, the words passed my lips... "you know love, we've been married for more than 25 years now and I thought you might like to try... You know... Something "alternative", I finally spluttered She paused for what seemed like an eternity. Pondered some more and then eventually responded "wow love. I never knew you felt like this too, but now you mention it, yes, I'd love to be taken by five strangers at the same time whilst you watch and wank... One up the fanny, one up the arse, one in my mouth and one cock in each hand. I think I'd love it and it would definitely reignite the old magic we once shared. I can't wait. Can't believe you've had the courage to even broach it love. What did you have in mind?" "I was thinking of a Cure or Gary Numan gig love..."

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