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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Disability-Post Rating : 0

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. "Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?" The man groans, but remains seated. The Usher becoming impatient with the man, "sir, if you don't get up, I will need to get my manager involved" Again the man just groans, which infuriates the Usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success. It was at this point that the manager calls the police. Moments later, a police officer arrives and approaches the man, "alright buddy, what's your name?" "Sam" the man moans. "And where ya from Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied, "the balcony"

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lennyscrevasse What the fuck are you on about you Labrador violating twat?

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nausicaa I finally got it - the font on the site is so poor that i looks like l. Sicklpedia is not Sickipedia. Good spoof (as I correctly called above).

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

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clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.

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clown What’s funny about this Pakeh? Come on, let us all in on the joke?

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clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.

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