Sickipedia
Loading...
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. "Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?" The man groans, but remains seated. The Usher becoming impatient with the man, "sir, if you don't get up, I will need to get my manager involved" Again the man just groans, which infuriates the Usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success. It was at this point that the manager calls the police. Moments later, a police officer arrives and approaches the man, "alright buddy, what's your name?" "Sam" the man moans. "And where ya from Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied, "the balcony"
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
Freshly Dug from the Graveyard
Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)
nausicaa I finally got it - the font on the site is so poor that i looks like l. Sicklpedia is not Sickipedia. Good spoof (as I correctly called above).
2 hours ago - View Post
clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.
4 hours ago - View Post
Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)
Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
01-
Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
02-
As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
03-
If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
04-
Do not repost from all time top list.
05-
Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
06-
No posting personal information.
07-
Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
08-
Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
09-
Child Exploitation content
10-
As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
11-
Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
12-
Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
13-
Promoting false information
Send
Report
Delete
Take Action
Make Invisible
Award This Madness