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The lion, a mighty hunter, king of the jungle, was resting on a sun-baked rock near a bend in the river. As he watched the river meandering lazily towards the distant sea he noticed a new young lioness drinking elegantly from the slowly flowing waters. His sharp eyes fed upon this wondrous sight, the delightful way she lapped the water with her motile tongue. He noticed the slim but firm calf muscles, her wonderful rippling haunches. He was enamoured with the way she shook the water from her face and head. Her lithe stroll back up the river bank to the safety of the trees excited him greatly. He wanted to bound over towards her, to tell her of his delight in her appearance, his entrancement with her bodily motions...her scent ! Her scent was out of this world. But, being a lion he just couldn’t find the words.

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