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bummedyourmum

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 19

I was out the back of a pub puffing on my e-cig when this fit German bird came up to me and asked if I had a spare cigarette. "Sorry love" I said "I am a vapist". Then she just ran off screaming.

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