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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 7

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and left you so don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walking towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone; "She's finally gone……..yeah I know, about bloody time. I'm coming to pick you up so put on the sexy french sheet. I love you". He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote; "I can see your feet. Stop being ridiculous. We’re outta bread. Put the coffee on.....back in 5".

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