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smellyblacktwat

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 8

I've been selling my sperm to childless couples and a couple of lesbians paid me for some recently. After delivering it to them, I got an e-mail from them saying "You've delivered a pint!!!! How many times did you have to masturbate to do that? What were you thinking?" "I was thinking of you two" I said "and just the once."

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