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7 years ago-Politics-US Presidency Elections-Post Rating : 0

Trump was dining at Buckingham Palace, when the Queen let out a small but squeaky little fart! A nearby Earl stood up and said.."excuse me!" before sitting down again. This happened once or twice before the Donald asked "what's going on?" A nearby servant explained that the Queen was now advancing in years and that she occasionally let one go..but that a nearby gentleman would inevitably excuse himself instead, to prevent any embarrassment on her part. Trump was very impressed and marveled at such devotion and diplomacy. A few minutes elapsed before it happened again, and this time the President shot to his feet and proclaimed.. "say folks..this one's on me!"

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bobby24 Need some Viagra to help that fucking ancient joke?

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bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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