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Hey Lisa Armstrong, That bastard Ant is killing you in the press. I'm on your side. Lets take the cunt for £50m and go and live happily together in LA. And we'll make sure we get custody of Hurley. I can see the 3 of us now, walking along the beach, Hurley running into the surf to fetch his stick, A lazy lunch, a couple of bottles of bubbles then back to our huge fuck off crib for anal and water sports. See you at Heathrow tomorrow in Weatherspoons for a full English.
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