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I moved to pakistan last year my company is building a dam near islamabad . This morning I was awakened by the call to prayer, mosques and madrasas calling out everywhere. I step out into the sun, the heat is unbearable. I try to get breakfast in the local market area, everywhere men in full islamic dress and all the women in burqas. The area is dirty littered and run down a snapshot of the third world . I call in at one of the local eating establishments to get some food, the whiff of curry and spices everywhere mixed in the unwashed sweaty odour of the locals . Alas no bacon or sausage butties around here. communication is quite awkward as I don't speak urdu and they don't speak english . To be honest I will be glad when my holiday back home to visit my parents is over . Things have really changed here in bolton.