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Hi Markrees BFF..Its me. The Spandex cladded, the greatest left handed air axe man the world has ever seen and last surving member of the best super metal group of all time. Satans Stallions. Twisted Fister. Ooh.. i forgot to tell you, i went to Amersterdam last week, and youll never guess what,..I saw GhenghislVs wife sat behind a window she is a right proper slag and thats no mistake. Do you you have a DFS shop by you if you do could you get me a Bryson three seater reclining sofa.. its only£4.99 and i will pay you out of my. royalties from my latest album which is called "GIRLS, SODOMY IS PAINLESS. By the way do you and Weaverdog want to come round for tea tonight we are having cheese pie, potato waffles and beans...Food fit for a Rock God and afterwards we can go to Holby City and bum Dr. Naylor. Bye Dude
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jarjarbinks Of course I have; I buy one every week. With the price of bills and food and everything else sky high, it really takes the edge off, buying gems on a dead website to award my fellow Sickipedians for their humour. Doesn’t is all just make you warm and fuzzy on the inside.
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