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After the accident, late in the night, he finally regained consciousness. He opened his eyes to find he was in hospital, in terrible pain, in the Emergency Ward with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask on his face, wires monitoring every function, and an attractive nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation. She gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable - "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits then?"
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