My Auntie has a son called Steve,who suffers with Tourette's, I don't see them very often but I paid them a visit last Sunday. Steve and I were sitting waiting for my aunty to bring in some tea when all of a sudden he looked at me and said, "open the door, you cunt." I felt a little bit embarrassed and did not reply. He said again, "open the fucking door, you stupid cunt." I began to feel completely awkward and did not have a clue how I should respond, so just pretended I did not hear him say anything. He started getting agitated and piped up, " for fuck sake you useless cunt, open the fucking door." At which point, to my relief, my aunty came into the room and said, "don't worry, dear, he's just trying to tell you a knock-knock joke."
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sheldon007 Come on ya pathetic cretin tell us how many thumbs up you’re expecting for that unfunny dire piece of fuckin’ shit? ….the wanker behind @sheldon007 is the same loser behind chum, wasp, login, bomber!
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sheldon007 …‘bout as funny as being forced to suck on the haemorrhoids of an AIDS infected coon, ya fuckin’ sad loser.
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sheldon007 …‘bout as funny as being forced to suck on the haemorrhoids of an an infected coon, ya fuckin’ sad loser.
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dogsbody14 6 a.m-----'Ding Dong' "Open up,it's the police...." Clean pants for Gareth...
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