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alberto

6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 5

The average Birch tree: About twenty feet of the trunk is usable (below the lowest branch). The trunk is straight. The average diameter is twelve inches. Only outer, lighter sap wood is used, about 50 percent of the main stem wood is usable sap wood. A standard match is 2.25″ long, 1/8″ by 1/8″ square (1/64″ area) Using these assumptions, an “average” tree would yield 383,296 matchsticks. My question is: How small do the fucking Stereophonics think trees are?

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lennyscrevasse @jackbumtits Christ you're even sadder than I thought. What website was this then? Might check out you & the dogfucker (assuming it can A recognise your childish pathetic attempt at English and B if the dograpist can stop fucking dogs for five minutes to see the results. You sad pathetic weasel

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