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*Meets blonde Essex girl at a party* Me : "Hello, so what's your name"? Blonde : "Chardonnay innit, naaahahahahaaaa" Me : (Thinks- 'This one sounds💡) "That's a nice name. So what do you do Chardonnay"? Blonde : "I work in a Department stowwa in Landan innit, naaahahahahaaaa" Me : (Losing the will to live) "Selfridges"? Blonde : "Naaah, lipstick, fayke tan & maycaap innit, naaahahahahaaaa" Me : 😩🔫
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