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A couple complain to the head ranger in a wildlife park. They tell the ranger that they watched the staff feeding an ape and that before eating the ape would first stick the up his arse. The ranger tells them, "that'll be old Billy, he's the cleverest ape living here". The couple unhappy with this answer say he can't be that bright if he's shoving the food up his arse and then eating it. The ranger then explained, "last year Billy ate a peach and the stone got stuck. He was in terrible pain and needed some help of extremely strong laxatives and eventually some manual persuasion to clear the blockage. Ever since then he always tests to see that it won't get stuck again".
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