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mws7497

6 years ago-Celebrities-Alan Thicke-Post Rating : 4

A couple complain to the head ranger in a wildlife park. They tell the ranger that they watched the staff feeding an ape and that before eating the ape would first stick the up his arse. The ranger tells them, "that'll be old Billy, he's the cleverest ape living here". The couple unhappy with this answer say he can't be that bright if he's shoving the food up his arse and then eating it. The ranger then explained, "last year Billy ate a peach and the stone got stuck. He was in terrible pain and needed some help of extremely strong laxatives and eventually some manual persuasion to clear the blockage. Ever since then he always tests to see that it won't get stuck again".

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lennyscrevasse What the fuck are you on about you Labrador violating twat?

2 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa I finally got it - the font on the site is so poor that i looks like l. Sicklpedia is not Sickipedia. Good spoof (as I correctly called above).

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

4 hours ago - View Post

clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.

4 hours ago - View Post

clown What’s funny about this Pakeh? Come on, let us all in on the joke?

4 hours ago - View Post

clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.

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