A Duck walks into a bar and says "Pint of Guinness please" The Barman looks in shock and says "Jaysus, you're a Duck!" and the Duck says "I can see your eyes work!" and the Barman replies "And you can TALK!!" and the Duck says "Ah I can see your bleedin' ears are working as well!" The Barman says "I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend! I'm just fascinated! I want to know all about ya! What do you do?!" and the Duck says "I'm a Plasterer, I'm just finished a job and I'm just here for a Pint", the Barman, totally astonished says "D'ya know where you'd be great! I've the perfect Job for ya!" The Duck says "Really?? Where! I'm always lookin for the next nixer!" The Barman says "THE CIRCUS!!" To which the Duck says "The Circus?! The place with the big Tent??" Barman says "Yeah" And the Duck responds "The place with the Canvas in the middle of it?!" and again the Barman says "YEAH!!" The Duck says "And the same place with all the scaffolding holding up the tent?!" The Barman says "YES!!" And the Duck replies "WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THE BLEEDIN CIRCUS WANT WITH A PLASTERER!"
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scorpiox666 Someones's taking advantage of the fault in the website that shows the wrong names - I didn't write that
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scorpiox666 …..I dedicate this childish infantile meme to my special little pre pubescent boyfriends 😉
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scorpiox666 Jesus fuckin’ Christ your sad unfunny memes are becoming more bewilderingly boring with each post you cunt…. ….why not give us all a right good festive laugh by fuckin’ off somewhere & topping yasel eh?
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scorpiox666 …yes, for the record, I lift old memes which we’ve all seen at least a thousand times that have been doing the rounds on FB et al and post them on here because I am void of creativity, imagination & humour.
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