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Impersonate an african/asian caregiver by incompetently driving and endangering other road users by randomly pulling out of junctions into oncoming traffic or turning without indication. To complete the look the ideal car for this is a Nissan mirca, Toyota yaris, or vauxhall nova.

Am I the only one who can't read the name Axel Rudakubana, without hearing Barry Manilow singing it?.

Stewart Lee claims he wouldn't perform in 'Trump's America' for fear of getting locked up. Probably because he'd have overstayed his visa before saying anything funny.

Friendly reminder to the liberal elite sickipedians. It’s the no borders no human is illegal gender neutral, chest feeders, inseminated birth persons trans inclusive my body my choice day on Sunday. Get they /them a copy of white fragility. For everyone else get your Mum some nice flowers, chocolates, prosecco and a card.

Funny, I can remember every word to a song from 20 years ago, but I have no clue what my bloody email password is.

Why do people say "Jesus Christ on a bike" ?? Wouldn't it more likely be a camel ?

Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport? Who in their right fucking mind is going on holiday, carrying arms full of clothes, saying "I'll pack when we get there"

David Lammy is now in charge of MI5. There's a Bond remake begging to be made: On her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Rachel Reeves said that she intends to bring the state pension age back down to 65. So long as all of your grandparents are alive and still in work.

Will Gene Hackman be created in Mississippi?