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Stewart Lee claims he wouldn't perform in 'Trump's America' for fear of getting locked up. Probably because he'd have overstayed his visa before saying anything funny.

David Lammy is now in charge of MI5. There's a Bond remake begging to be made: On her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Rachel Reeves said that she intends to bring the state pension age back down to 65. So long as all of your grandparents are alive and still in work.

Tempted to pay for one of those 'trick a woman into bed' courses. But is there a 'trick a woman into thinking she enjoyed it' follow up?.

Seeing as they don't drink, them Islamist terrorists aren't half a bunch of angry bastards ?

About a year ago, as a newbie, I struggled to post images despite having no problem elsewhere. As this place lacks a section with posting guidelines I asked for help. Deaf ears... So I remain a lurker. Anyone else had a similar experience?

'Let each thing you would do, say, or intend, be like that of a dying person.' -Marcus Aurelius Me: *clutches chest* Gaa-aaack....

Personally I don't get all the fuss The judges on the ECHR might not even like blacks

Who else hates that awkward silence at a football match before the kick off. When you find out there hasn't been a fan die during the week?.

TOP TIP: National Lottery players: Avoid the potentially suicidal heartache caused by your numbers hitting the jackpot on the week you don't play by simply selecting some new numbers