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If you wonder what a Palestinian State would look like......drive through Bradford.

The oriental guy at work has been in a near-rage all morning, because he found out that his daughter has been working as a stripper in France to pay for her expensive tuition there. I didn't help when I told him I'm sure she puts the Mulan in Moulin Rouge.

I wonder if the bloke who invented 'No More Nails' got the idea while interred in a POW camp during the Vietnam war?

While fighting on the front line for Cambodia last night, I was force to plunge my bayonet into a member of the 7th Thai Ladyboy Regiment. It was either him/her or me.

Confusion reigns. Trying to find out who to shoot at, when there's a dispute between Thailand and Cambodia.

Boeing Boeing gone

The air crash surviving Indian man was in seat 11a...right by Davinda

Oddly enough, my son and I both enjoyed playing with the Yo-Yos that we got this Christmas. Although mine was cumming inside of Yo-Yo, an oriental prostitute.

I'm a bit worried I've had a whack on the head and contracted amnesia. Does anyone remember me employing a load of Asians? Every single one of them I see keeps calling me "boss"

'South Korea's parliament votes to impeach president.' "At least then we'll recognise him." A protester told Korean News.