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Tour de France riders need to eat the equivalent of 27 cheeseburgers a day. I guess all I need now is a bike.

The other day I read an article in Cycling Weekly magazine asking, “How do you choose the perfect rim depth?” For me, it’s up to the point where I can taste faeces.

Even the best cyclists can suffer from a lack of stamina and get fatigue. Look at chris froome, he's just hit the wall.

I never miss the Isle of Man TT. Especially now I'm on the waiting list for a kidney transplant.

Muslims get lots of shit but to their credit they always name their firstborn after the worlds greatest boxer.

I see the " Yellow Vest " protesters have been out on the streets of Paris for a 35th straight weekend. I hope they take a break in a fortnight's time , or we could be a bit confused who's won the Tour de France.

BBC Sport: Colombian cyclist wins Tour de France. After so many years of scandal in the sport, what a relief it is to see a winner nobody would suspect of drug offences.

After a long day hanging up Missippissi windchimes Hopalong Happychopper and Wild Bill Whopping ride into Dodge city and hit the saloon. They get a bottle of Redeye and walk right up to The Leemack Kid..Wild Bill looks kinda mean and says to The Kid."Whats this i hear that you gone all yellabellied and given up rusting" The Kid says. You heard right ya sonofabitch.i've now got myself a mighty fine job at the bank .Hopalong asked "What a shit fa brains like you doing in a bank"? The Kid replied "Well i help folk with finances....I'm now a Loan Arranger". Well im a rootin and a tootin now y'all come back now y'hear

I think I’m getting freckles. Either that or I need some new mudguards.

A friend of mine is currently involved in one of those four week drugs trials. Or The Tour de France as its more commonly known.