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So Boris struggles to open an umbrella then. No surprise really, the cunt can't even open a packet of fucking condoms.

Congratulations Boris Johnson , Now just a death and two beheadings shy of King Henry VIII !

BoJo is the first serving PM to be penalised for breaking the law. Should we... a) Fine him b) Gaol sentence C) Banishment to France d) Televised scolding from the a Queen e) Forced to wife-swap with Emmanuel Macron

When I read the headline 'Incompetent Dick Finally Resigns,' I thought Boris had done the decent thing for once.

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds will marry in July next year. Now that a Tory donor has been found.

Judge says, 'John Leslie leaves court without a stain on his character.' But not without a stain on his underpants or the victim's knickers...

Boris Johnson appears to have a tenuous grasp of the concept of truth. Last year he said he was 54, now he says he is 55. Two questions Boris. Which one is it ? Why are you such a wanker ?

BBC NEWS: 5 things you need to know about Coronavirus. 1. Boris 2. Johnson 3. Is 4. A 5. Cunt

As if Putin would send a rocket over just for Boris. But it's obvious Carrie hasn't used her Nina Ricci Christmaas present yet.

The Queen will be lying in state for four days. Unlike Boris Johnson who did it for 1,140 days.