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Dear Dylan/Blue/Claret etc... Let me guess, Asperger's syndrome? That would explain the fact you are so focused on telling the rest of us this rhetoric shite we just don't give two fucks about. I will explain one last time you product of systematic sexual abuse...stop. This. Is. A. Fucking. Joke. Site. You. Utter. UTTER. Cunt. Honest to fucking christ. I would think you would die a virgin but I have a feeling your uncle put paid to that long ago. Aspergers would also explain why you STILL haven't clicked that we all want you to fuck off regardless off how many times many genuinely funny motherfuckers tell you to, and no matter how many different cyphers you use we can still tell because you are one boring stupid retarded cuntbubble. Again, fucking listen to your care worker and realise what other people tell you. Apologies to everyone for this rant but this cunting fuck is making me wish his mother made the right choice and took in on the face like she does from me and rest of the band.

Decided after a long while to register. I’ve been a long time user (I remember the old site). I always log on and have a read and was put off by the trolls. They now seem to be a minority, and good folks comments (notably Weaverdog) and their bonafide rib-ticklers are what make this site. I’ve decided to come out of the woodwork (not like a puff does from his wardrobe) and contribute. My jokes will be shit - but I can offer comments. It’s clear that this a community and the only way it will improve is if we all do our bit. If you log on to the site when you’re taking a shit at work, and aren’t a cunt - register and say something pleasant :)

Balldeepinkate blocked me so here is my comment to one of his/her many random childish shit memes: Same boring childish shite. Voted up by yourself and other 12 year year olds. Do something original other than sexy picture/rude quote. You're boring as fuck, but if you are autistic, this would explain a lot. Mong.

Quitting this site. Suddenly a new account appears that's 1 letter different from mine. Then jokes I've posted that were scoring ok (above 30) get buried. Then the site goes down. I'm also bored of all the inter troll bitching and it's now become a sub IQ pissing contest. To all the genuine joke posters, thanks for the happy times, but like anything good, it normally ends up being ruined by a few sub human cunts. Bury this post if you like. Fuck everyone. I'm done.

Little 8 year old girl is in the garden with her grandfather. She sees a daddy-long-legs on the grass. She asks: "Granda, what's this insect called?" "That's a daddy-long-legs." Then a second daddy-long-legs lands on top of the first. "Granda, what are they doing?" "I think they like each other" "So is that a mummy-long-legs?" The Grandfather laughs. "No, my little princess. That's also a daddy-long-legs". The little girl suddenly stomps her foot down upon them, crushing them both to death. "Princess! What did you do that for?" asks the horrified grandfather. "There will be none of that Bareback Mountain shit in my garden!"

What's the difference between Jimmy Saville and shitnose? shitnose can't run a fuckin marathon. Fuckin hell shitnose you've certainly been popular on here today "sunshine"

No arsed if this gets fuck all votes you can even block or fucking delete this account but this sickipedia has just turned into a place where wee fucking fuck nuggets come and post there to wrong for facebook status incase they get reported. Fuck you all im no posting fuck all else after this because sickipedia is the biggest joke there is now!!! feel sorry for the rest of you that post decent jokes sure our paths will cross again.

I heard that the next bond movie they are going to start of the film with bond as a man and thru the film he will gradually turn into a women , They’ve called it cocktopussy...

Little Mary wanders into her parent bedroom late one night and asks if they know how long they have lived at that house, then she holds up two fingers. “Yes, two years’ said mommy “well done”. The following night she again appears in their room asks if they know how many kittens they have. She then answers her own question by (correctly) holding up three fingers. Two nights later, she’s back to ask if they know how old she will be on her birthday next week, and as her parents look at her she holds up five fingers. “Well done again” said mommy “Don’t you agree daddy ?” “Sod that “ said daddy, clearly exasperated, “I want to know where she is getting all those fingers from !”

Comments locked = copied joke and don't want shit for it.