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It's lucky for Boris Johnson , that you can't die from being a bone-head.

Boris Johnson has resigned as a Member of Parliament. Imagine the party they'll have now.

As if Putin would send a rocket over just for Boris. But it's obvious Carrie hasn't used her Nina Ricci Christmaas present yet.

The Queen will be lying in state for four days. Unlike Boris Johnson who did it for 1,140 days.

Boris Johnson said he was 'The booster rockets to the new prime minister' He didn't mention the new prime minister is the Challenger space shuttle.

I had a dream last night I somehow confronted Boris, and I challenged him as to why he sold out so badly as opposed to how he first promised to be "Trump type" "How would the Establishment ever rehabilitate me so I can be on Strictly Come Dancing, if I did that ?"

The British could learn a thing or two from the Japanese. They don't fuck about when a former Prime Minister's outstayed his welcome.

Shinzo Abe, Japan's former Prime Minister, is dead after being shot while campaigning for a parliamentary election. As of yesterday, the UK has a former Prime Minister who'll soon be campaigning for a parliamentary election. Just saying.

After an unforgiving week in politics including 52 UK government resignations, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is to step down as Prime Minister. What next for him? He can always follow his father's footsteps into the Australian jungle and I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here.

BBC News: 'Boris Johnson's ethics adviser quits' I'm shocked - Boris had an ethics advisor?!