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I've just had a letter from the mosque saying they're staging their own nativity play and they want my daughter to play the part of Bonnie Blue................. I'm no Christian but something doesn't feel right here

MY BROTHER HAS JUST TOLD ME THAT SHITNOSE IS FROM A FAMILY OF 7 LIVING IN BRADFORD

Fuck me, last time I've seen Bradford this white William the Conqueror was still alive.

Yesterday Jeremy Corbyn went to Bradford and spoke about his new immigration plan. Afterwards he was soundly criticized by the locals for speaking in English.

When I was going for my medical degree, I spent a lot of time on the Hippocampus. The University of Hull has a ton of fat birds.

Boy racer Lewis Hamilton calls Stevenage a slum. Clearly he's never been to Middlesbrough.

Went on holiday last week, niggers and pakis everywhere. Anyway, going to try Scarborough next year, Bradford was a wash out.

Dear Jeremy Kyle.... ........I am 16 years old and pregnant with my boyfriend, who is 20 years older than me. He is married with 3 kids, he's also a drug dealer, carries a gun and is just out of prison.... ....How do I tell my parents he's from Bradford??

Living in Bradford, I constantly feel like a Rice Krispie in a box of Coco Pops.

What's the definition of bravery? A Jew living in Bradford