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At work I tried to explain the concept of loaded questions, with the example of "When did you stop beating your wife ?".... "I've never stopped beating my wife." said Abdul, quizzically

One of four bodies handed over by Hamas is not of captive in Gaza, Israel claims. How would you know they all look the same

What did one Muslim say to another Muslim? I don't know, I don't speak the language. But I reckon it was something to do with fucking goats, though.

Local kebab house has started handing out crap plastic toys to kids when the buy a kebab, fries and a soft drink. £4.99 for a Jameel Deal

'"We sing for peace!" says Gaza music teacher- "Now will this fucking piece of shiite guitar ever work?!" He told reporters-

Keir Starmer plans to build a huge 'super mosque ' in the beautiful, picturesque Lake District, which has got the locals up in arms. Personally, I'm absolutely fine with it. ...... as long as they build the fucking thing at the bottom of Lake Windermere.

It's that special time of year when you buy something for that person in your life you think about constantly, even if its just something for a few pounds from the local garage.. so I bought a gallon of petrol for the raghead that lives down the road hoping he would take the fucking hint.

Would you like to know my favourite Iraqi superhero is? Shazam Hussein