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Paddy's been stuck at home for 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape. He's Self Insulating.

A benefit gig is being organised to help fund research into the Indian Covid variant. Acts confirmed so far include. Raj Against the Machine. The Bombay City Rollers. Caste. The Cumin League. Mandeep Purple. The Birthday Chapati. Crowded House. Delhi Mitri (feat Justin Curry) The Sikhers. *more to be announced.

Bandwagon time ... Indian covid ...charity album ...songs Korma chameleon : Culture Club Tears on my pilau : kylie Poppadom preach : Madonna Can't curry love : Phil Collins Kebaby Love : the supremes Skip to the Loo: Judy Garland . Sikh and destroy : Metallica Rice Rice baby : Vanilla Rice Chapatti on my shoulder : Cock sparrer Go man go (chutney mix) Alice Cooper

Bond movie "No Time To Die" has been postponed due to the Coronavirus. Just change the title to something less sensitive like "Quarantine Of Solace"...."A Flu to a Kill"... Suggestions welcome...

I was confirmed in knowing Covid is a giant fucking hoax when my wife signed up to take an @home test with a swab, and she wound up "Testing Positive." I knew the bastards are just randomly testing people positive all over the place to blow it up as as an experiment I just returned to the lab the stick from one of my wife's ice lollies.

I got double-jabbed, and I've felt physically terrible ever since. I called Tyson Fury a cunt in the pub.

Due to Covid restrictions, The Derwent Pencil Museum will be closed on 25th December 2020: What sort of a cunt do you have to be to want to visit there on Christmas fucking day?

The majority of people believe that the most washed body part in 2021 was the hands. But in fact it was the brain.

Watched another episode of the walking dead last night .. Captain Tom doing another lap of his bastard garden. No you fuck off this is Sparta/Sickipedia!

Anyone wishing to show their appreciation for Amazon delivery drivers are asked to clap at their homes tomorrow anytime between 9am and 6pm.