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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. Trump says it's done and they all cheer in the dark.

Donald Trump is now saying he’s ready to run a "different kind of presidency" right, He’s prepared to make the big transition from, Trainwreck to Shitshow...

Trump wants to print a $250 note with his image on it. It is against American law to have the image of a living president on any currency. But I'm sure he'll make the best dead president in the whole history of dead presidents, in fact all the world agrees he would make a fantastic dead president.

For all the Trump haters out there, why don't you go and cry four more tears?

Donald Trump went to the doctor, "Hah, Mr Trump, we have your test results back and it fantastic news for everyone, " he said, "you have terminal cancer. "

I haven't seen a man beat a woman this bad since the Olympics

In the wake of the American election, my wife wasn't pleased with the result. She suggested we watch a movie together. I've made the perfect choice: Scream 2.

I got into a spat with this faggy liberal radio host I always call when he insisted that "Kamela was right" recently about how bad Trump is. "Listen, the best thing that that dumb bitch Kamelface ever managed to get out of her mouth was Willie Brown's cock."

In a recent "person on the street" interview a BBC reporter was heavily leading me and my wife on to say Kamelface of all people would be a better current American President than Trump. "Listen, she's still actually serviceable and I'm sure Kamela wears very soft panties and I'd be deeper in her from behind than a Chilean miner, but I'm all for Trump !"

My daughter and I were still having an argument about the 2024 election in America and I said Trump was far-and-away better. The fat little bitch hissed, "Did you even UNDERSTAND Kamala and any of her polices ?" "Doesn't fucking matter... I could be in New York and walk by the gay Musical 'CATS' that's playing, and know it's going to be straight-forward AIDS without even having to step foot inside of it."