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So shamima begun has lost her appeal..again..which is costing thousands to have uk citizenship restored she has threatened to set fire to herself so there is a collection going round round..so far there's 4 gallons of 4 star in the pot

I woke up this morning and noticed there was a bit of Dew on the grass, I thought to myself "fuckin hell those Iranian missiles are powerful"

"The Dalai Lama is a nonce." "No, he's not." "How much do you want Tibet?"

What they moaning about in Colardo I thought Jews were use to being burnt

I remember the last time the Pope was dying, the Vatican announced that he was "touching the Lord" Fucking hell, the dirty little bastards can't even leave God alone

Apparently Pope Francis has been hospitalised with "polymicrobial infection of the respiratory tract" That sounds like pontiff-icating if you ask me

Why the fuck are Israelis and Palestinians fighting and killing kids over that Gaza strip? I bought one off Ebay for 60 quid that he wore when he played for Newcastle,.....and he'd signed it!! No violence necessary

Why did the UAE just cancel all the scholarships to UK universities? Because they heard the Muslim Brotherhood was offering a better exchange program — free radicalisation with every lecture, and you still get to keep your passport!

Its life Kirk, but not as you know it, you dead cunt

Just seen a job advert for a Sharia Law Administrator Well stone me!