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I have been trying to get off the beer and weed, so i thought i would mix it up a bit ... But smoking beer and drinking weed just does not seem to work.

Two cannibals talking, "What's for dinner?" said the first, "Left over stew, " said the second, "Fucks sake, " replied the first, "not him again. "

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock... Who's there? An octopus.

I've decided to turn vegan. After all, I'm a cunt to everyone online, so why not have a reason?

Tips for girls dating cannibals. 1. avoid giving head . 2. clarify what eat your pussy means. 3. Never allow his mates to come round and spit roast you .

Never let a vietnamese man do you doggy style.

Just been watching a programme on battered women. Fucking Scottish cannibals get everywhere.

Keith braithwaite his fat wife and her even fatter sister travelled from Barnsley to see the orangutans on the trip of a lifetime to Borneo ...unfortunately for all of them their light aircraft crashed in a remote part of the jungle and they were captured and eaten by cannibals.. One of the cannibals turned to his wife and said " that Roast Keith and Yorkshire puddings was lovely dear"

When cannibalism starts, vegans are the closest we have to a free-range, grass-fed meat source.

Two cannibals walk out of an abortion clinic, "Fuck, that place is a bit grim, " said the first. "Yeah, " said the second, "but those snacks were tasty as fuck. "