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Fee fie fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman Clearly Jack wasn't from Birmingham

‘Car driven into pedestrians leaving UB40 concert with three people in hospital’ It was an attempted mercy killing. They’d suffered enough.

Kent Wildlife Trust are working on a project to introduce Bison to Britain's woodland for the first time in thousands of years. Although they've always had them in Birmingham ............in their bathrooms.

What do you call a Brummy who fixes TV aerials? Antennae.

I'm still coming to terms with the sad death of little Arthur Labinjo-Hughes aged just 6. At least now he is free from that tragic, loveless, violent, sadistic, vermin infested shithole he suffered so much in...... Birmingham

Fury as 'decapitated' dog dumped in owner's garden in Birmingham. They're not bothered about the dog; it's just that they have to live in Birmingham.

The bin men are going on strike in Birmingham next week so the streets will be littered with black bags full of shite, filth and squalor everywhere followed by a plague of rats and air borne diseases. I’m sure no one will notice any difference.

I asked a guy from Birmingham if he was free to tell me the name of the upcoming James bond film. "No time today" he replied "No worries I'll ask someone else then" I said.

I looked out my window this morning there were hundreds of muslim women lining the streets I went out to investigate then realised the Birmingham dustmen have been on strike for over a month

Huawei Chinese technology company or a Brummie greeting?