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Do I ever reminisce about being the most successful Patrol guard at the US/Mexico border? I never let a Dago by.

I tried to rescue a Mexican guy who was drowning but, every time I threw him a rope, I kept missing. Should have gone to Spicsavers.

A Mexican man has been found stuck in the cross-border barrier while attempting to enter the USA. All in all it's just Another Spic in the Wall

Police in Norway are using drones to search for an escaped Mexican. He was last seen cycling in the town of Tønsberg.

At a wedding party in Mexico, the inebriated groom stumbles into the bedroom and finds his bride getting fucked by the best man. he laughs uproariously and calls his his friends to the doorway to have a look. They say to him "Juan, you are drunk!" "You think I'M drunk?" he yells. . "Take a look at Manuel. . He's so drunk, he thinks he's ME!"

Jota's car was likely speeding before fatal crash, Spanish police say. No mierda, señor Sherlockez!

As you get older your sexual preferences change, for example I've stopped dating Hispanic men. Because I like my sex consensual. Credit: Amy Schumer.

Took my teenage daughter to see her favourite Mexican pop group last night. The Spic Girls.

46 immigrants die from overheating in a lorry crossing into the southern border with the US. It's tragic but you can't dwell on these things. Who fancies some Mexican cooking?

1,400 dead in Haiti earthquake. Somehow I still care more about the 98 who died in the Miami building collapse. And I couldn't give a fuck about them!