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A guy goes to the hardware store to buy some insecticide. He holds up a box and asks the store manager, “Is this stuff good for beetles?” The manager replies, “No, it’ll kill ’em.”

What goes up and down and smells of piss? The lift in a retirement home.

Random white women are gonna put the Venezuela flag on their profile pictures now.

I hate to leave my washing alone, So I always make sure it's in comfort.

What do you call 2 robbers A pair of knickers! TikTok is a great app for you and your friends to enjoy, dance the night away on the app.

Don't know why people are moaning about king Charles Christmas speech " Be like your neighbours, do unto others " best advice in a long time. Bit of grooming got Mohammeds 4 year old daughter in the bedroom. She taught me a few new positions they don't show you in the kama sutra. Called in on the goldburgs, Jacob sold me a semetic card it's way better than the nigger race card. When the bill arrives now due " Now Jew, NOW JEW whhaa whaa that's what Nazis said, whaaa whaa hate crime." I was sold Jacob said " nigger and a Jew in fight when the police turn up who gets shot?" Plus you get the buy 2 get 1 Jew only Discount. Normal chit chat with a few other neighbours, suddenly went off like a BLM protest group had all been offered employment. Looters striped Leroy's house everything in it was returned to its owner.