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A condom that's 100% safe. That's inconceivable

If you're a teen who is torn between going out to laid or doing a job to get some extra money, try doing both at once with babysitting.

I had to dismiss our Thai au pair/nanny. My wife complained our 8 year old son told her he "only wanted May lee to read him bedtime stories from now on". When I asked him why he didn't want mummy to read to him he replied "because mummy doesn't do happy endings the way May lee does".

I went to the barber shop To have my hair cut off, When I got there, I sat on the chair, And the barber said, Fuck off your bald.

Still waiting for the prequel to Rita, Sue and Bob Too

How can you tell if a Muslim girl has started her 1st period? She will have a wedding ring on the next day

I've just heard that Joseph Fritzal has been released from prison on parole and a maximum order of community service to complete... His first assignment of the order is to show the McCann's how to lock up there kids properly!

Boy: "Why were you bouncing on daddy's tummy last night?" Mum: "I do that so his stomach doesn't get fat." Boy: "That won't work." Mum: "Why not?" Boy: "The babysitter keeps blowing him back up."

I said to the young girl who lives across the road, "I'm looking for a baby sitter." She said, "Ok, I'll do it." "Good," I said, "sit on this baby." As I pulled my jeans down

"Your penis is miniscule!" she laughed. "That's a big word for a three-year-old," I replied.