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There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.

Struggling to impress girls with your penis pics? Send them war plans instead.

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It seems the judges of Americas supreme court were undecided on their verdict of the gender issue until a transgender woman started shouting abuse at them. Fortunately security were on hand to give her a good kick in the bollocks. That seemed to sway the verdict.

Daeshing through the crowds In a one horse open truck Maiming as you go Giving not a fuck Lots of ugly scenes At the new year sales Down in New Orleans Everybody wails Oh, Islamists, Islamists Give us all a break Stick to fucking nine year olds And goats for goodness sake Oh, Islamists, Islamists Go back whence you came Don't blame us that you're fucked up Mohammed is to blame

Headline: "Dale Vince’s energy empire slumps to loss after £12m writedown on ‘vegan gas’ project" Anyone who has walked behind a vegan would have thought he was onto a sure thing. Over to the troll...

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Bird flew claims 179 in Korea

What do you call 47 scousers lying injured in a Liverpool street? A fucking good start.

Did you know that a Blue whale's vagina is so wide and deep that 4 to 5 people can fit inside? This makes it the world's second biggest cunt after Donald Trump.