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RTE News: "Stormont ministers have agreed to end social distancing restrictions for shops, theatres and a number of other indoor settings in Northern Ireland." "I still haven't got a fucking clue what they're saying!" Commented one disgruntled protestor-

I went to the barbers and asked for a part down the middle... He thought I said 'Fart' down the middle... So he farted on my head and asked to be payed.

VAPEMAN, please don't light your farts until we know the Cliff Albums are safe. We know what your arse can do KIMJONGTRUMP.

'Last night, DUP deputy leader Paula Bradley said that some of the things said by the party over the past 50 years had been "absolutely atrocious".' "We genuinely thought we could give Arlene Foster a make over!" She sobbed tearfully-

Edwin Poots has stepped down as DUP leader to pursue a more lucrative career as a Mr. Potato Head lookalike.

DUP leader Edwin Poots resigns after 21 days in office .... Some say it's the end of an era massive sticky out eras

Putin for twenty years. Poots out after 3 weeks.

These Poots are made for walking ...

Edwin Poots has resigned as leader of the DUP after less than a month in charge. Are you ready Poots? Start walkin'!!!

With those fucking ears DUP leader Edwin Poots' bowler hat will never slip down over his face at the orange parade.