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David Lammy is so thick, he stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Nod to jackmeough

Keir Starmer in the news again, he claims the Popes death is the Tories fault.

Well done Labour for taking the £300 heating allowance off the pensioners. My nan lets me shag her now for a fivers worth of gas on the keycard.

Southport child killer Axel Rudakubana set to appeal his 52 year sentence. "It's a disgraceful miscarriage of justice but I'm confident we can get him off," said his lawyer, Keir Starmer QC.

Tony B. Liar has a knighthood, Jimmy Saville the countries worst nonce, Robert Mugabe the war criminal, Cyril Smith the prolific gay pedophile, Philip Green who sold BHS and cheated his employees out of their company pensions. Keir Stoma has a knighthood for services to getting millions of fake refugees direct access to our benefits system. Nicolai Ceaușescu - Sir Genocide, Benito Mussolini the actual fascist who declared war on the UK, Scottish banker Fred Goodwin who was instrumental in causing the 2008 recession, George Castledine a male nurse who had an improper sexual relationship with an 85 year old patient. Sir Oswald Mosley founded the British Union of Fascists, got married in Goebbels’ house with Hitler as guest of honor. Sir Anthony Blunt turned out to be a Soviet Union spy. Sir Geoffrey Boycott was a wife-beater. And now Sad-Dick Khan is receiving a knighthood. Everyone is outraged but personally I think he fits right in.

Storm Amy is doing a better job than kier starma at stopping illegal migrants reaching UK shores

I never ever thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to miss the competence of the Tories

Have realised why no one gets more than 25 likes on this site. Only 33 Schizophrenics allowed & only 10 of those are moderators, of those 27 that are left 103 can't do maths & the 6 that that are left tend to be the ones that post & 4 of them dont put stamps on what they send. Thank fuck this isn't a PLC & has the full backing of the government who started this shit in the first place.

Someone said to me earlier "how can you vote for Nigel Farage, he's racist" i said "how can he be racist, his names an anagram of A Nigger Fela"

Dear Mr Starmer, When we said we needed help making our money go further, we meant we wanted you to cap energy prices, we DIDN'T mean that we wanted you to make our money go further by sending it all the way to Ukraine. Yours sincerely, The British public.