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Why won’t Angela Rayner get any Christmas presents this year? Santa can’t decide which address to deliver to.

Remember when they bought out 'Track and Trace'?. Or as Rachel Reeves calls them: EVs.

David Lammy is so thick, he stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Nod to jackmeough

Well done Labour for taking the £300 heating allowance off the pensioners. My nan lets me shag her now for a fivers worth of gas on the keycard.

Southport child killer Axel Rudakubana set to appeal his 52 year sentence. "It's a disgraceful miscarriage of justice but I'm confident we can get him off," said his lawyer, Keir Starmer QC.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give him a dingy and he'll be in hotel accomodation and raping kids

Storm Amy is doing a better job than kier starma at stopping illegal migrants reaching UK shores

I never ever thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to miss the competence of the Tories

Have realised why no one gets more than 25 likes on this site. Only 33 Schizophrenics allowed & only 10 of those are moderators, of those 27 that are left 103 can't do maths & the 6 that that are left tend to be the ones that post & 4 of them dont put stamps on what they send. Thank fuck this isn't a PLC & has the full backing of the government who started this shit in the first place.

London fire service are reportedly investigating a fire at Keir Starmers house. It's probably just his pants again.