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My gay son got mad and said, "why do you keep calling me 'Entropy' when you know full well my new name is Ermionie ?" "I'll call you Entropy - a measure of the amount of energy not available to perform work."

The Labour Party: Have cancelled their Christmas Nativity. Apperently they couldn't find three wise men...

There are two certainties in life under a Labour government: Assisted death and Taxes.

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David Lammy's so thick, he completed every section of the "about me" on his Sickipedia profile

Some absolute fag showed up at my son's school to do a "presentation".... he was wearing a wig, tights, froufrou outfit, some makeup..... I lost my mind and beat the shit out of the cocksucker.... Historical reenactor from the 1700's be dammed, this kind of thing isn't going off any longer.

We got told at work to be especially on our guard today, because the bigwig is coming in... "What, the corporate CEO ?".... "No, an actual Drag queen will be doing Diversity Training."

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GOVERNMENT: That thing that keeps putting up the price of booze and fags then wonders why the suicide rate is at an all time high. Enjoy the budget next month while that millionaire Rayner is sunning her taxpayer paid fake tits.

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