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I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night. Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?

True story: I've just seen a white bloke walk up the street with two mixed race kids, they looked happy as fuck. It was like watching a fucking TV commercial.

I saw something so rare today that nobody will believe me.... A T.V advert without a fucking nigger on it!

Just had all my double glazing done by Safestyle UK. You know the TV promotion, " You Buy 1, you get 1 free" ? its a bit silly if you ask me. What am I supposed to do with these 8 free windows they've just sent me?

Apparently the plane on the Virgin Atlantic "I am what I am" advert has crashed killing all 7 men, 5 women and 224 fuck knows on board.

To ensure inclusive advertising, the Puppy in the Andrex ad is to be replaced by a Chocolate Labrador...

Somewhere there is a black, transgender, Down's, quadriplegic, ginger, Muslim actor with vitiligo who is set to make a killing in TV advertising.

Watching the Coca-Cola Christmas truck commercial, it suddenly struck me that everyone in it is white. But then you can't see inside the back of the trucks.

I utterly shocked at the claims made in the Lenor TV advertisment that the sheets smell fresh one week after washing. I can assure you after one week of farting, fornicating masturbating and sweating on my sheets they smelled like a tramps old sock just one day after washing with Lenor. So Lenor, stop telling fibs about the powers of your fabric freshner, oh, it doesn't prevent staining either.

Why does the UK need the census this year? We already know from adverts it's 50% white and 50% black