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You got to feel sorry for Somalian lesbians, imagine trying to find a clit that has already been cut off!

I was going to spend two months backpacking around Kenya, but came back home after I got chased by a large mob of screaming black guys who were all waving machetes at me. I barely got away with my life. The most concerning part is that this happened in London before I'd even got on my flight.

Apparently David Lammy is looking to chair a committee on paying trillions of pounds in slave reparations .. But I think I have a better idea. Let's just take them back to Africa, build them a mud hut and release them back into the wild. Literally a case where everyone wins.

What do Africans and dinosaurs have in common ? Not enough

It was brought up at work whether or not we'd be watching the "MOBO awards" when they are next televised. "For me no.... the last time I had rap music accidentally come on in my vehicle, I turned it off and instead preferred to listen to the sound of wind for forty minutes."

UEFA have announced that in the upcoming Afcon tournament as well as red and yellow cards for discipline there will also be a black card which can be used by any team if they are unhappy with the referees performance and their bottom lips start to tremble Expect many of these cards also to be made avialble to the die hard ultra fans for use after 70 minutes of continuous annoying blowing into those droning things vuvu erm voovoo erm vovo erm Woghorns

We were told as kids that playing computer game's and watching gory films would turn us into violent psychopaths, but it was all bullshit. I've been doing my own research, and it seems that the biggest contributing factor for kids becoming violent psychopaths isn't films or games, it's more to do with having black parents.

'Gaza is the "hungriest place on Earth" ', says UN aid chief. "Hold my crumb of bread!" Said the Somalian.

In Malawi, people with Albinism are often murdered and their body parts stolen. Fuck me, them niggers sure do envy white folks.