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We were in New York and got stopped by the lady from "Extra Medium Stuff" doing Street Trivia. She asked, "for $ 500, what does the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution do ?" I quickly replied, "It grants women suffrage," and then she was none too pleased when I ripped the money out of her hand and laughed, "And we've been suffering ever since."

Women nowadays all say they want a man over 6 foot with plenty of money in the bank, but at the same time hate Donald Trump

My estranged wife got picked off a Labour shortlist wholly undeservedly to be a female MP, and last year supported that horrendous "curfew on men" they were proposing, to the degree that she got a bit of notoriety and this Mens' rights group started intimidating her to let her know "we know where you live" and started regularly doing the tactic of ordering 10 and 20 Dominoes Pizzas to her house and stuff like this. The fat bitch has described the last year as, "Easily the best year of my life !"

My wife was wearing a rainbow T-Shirt for some anti-Trump thing - "Hands off Our Bodies" "Sadly in this country no one will put their hands on your fucking body; not even to drag you to a Weightwatchers course."

Last night before intercourse, I insisted my wife wear a brown paper bag over her head. After I orgasmed, she growled at me disinterestedly, "was it good for you ?" "It was sort of like I was fucking Kamala Harris."

In her new book "107 days", Kamela Harris says, "Let me dispel the notion that I got to where I got, because I was chosen just for my race and gender." "Being banged senselessly like a rag doll by corrupt ghetto politician Willie Brown was mostly what was to do with it."

My fat daughter is still salty that that Kamelface Harris didn't get elected "The World's first Female President." "Don't worry, for awhile she's still managed to be the World's foremost woke retard."

How do you start a hostile argument with a liberal and/or a feminist ? Say to them literally anything.

Thirty years ago, my wife was on "The Weakest Link" and she got brutally sent off in the first round.... "Well Mrs. Davies, we found out that a fat head does not equal a larger brain."